Thursday, November 13, 2008

CapitalgOne: What's in your Bailout? Apply Now!

I hope if you're American(, or maybe even if you're not) you'll take the opportunity to apply for a loan of just a few Billion at base rates to help with your finances during these troubled times.

Maybe your investments in a big car, massive plasma TV and McMansion have been affected by the markets current irrational pricing.

Have no fears the US treasury should be there to BAIL YOU OUT, even if you are not currently a Golf partner of the Hank Paulson!

Don't delay, Click the title link to apply NOW!

1 comment:

Sackerson said...

Tres droll. If only.